BassTurd Nation
Well, we’ve all heard the Bastard Nation stuff and the Bashful Nation Manifesto.
Now it’s time for the Bass Turd Nation Manifesto…
1. All members must have at some time been treated akin to fish crap.
2. Anybody can have access to my birth records as long as they are willing to sift through all the Bass Turd that the government has buried them in.
3. We think bass fishermen would make wonderful intermediaries.
4. Anyone ignorant enough to call us “whiny ungrateful adoptees” should be politely corrected: We are large-mouthed bass turds.
5. Registry info can be posted every day on the cable fishing channel
6. Identifying information will include your weight, length, species, classification and whether or not you were adopted “in season” and spawned upstream or down.
7. All prospective adoptive parents must have a current freshwater fishing license.
8. Fish and Game Warden: Who else? Celesta, of course!BassTurd Nation
…..Mari Steed
Love it! Where can I get that shirt in an XL? A good friend of ours wore out that shirt. His wife eventually threw it out. Awesome shirt for the fisherman he is. I desperatley need to know how you can send me a shirt asap to Calgary Alberta.
Thanks for writing. We think our shirts are awesome, too. We are having some problems with the on-line swag store. We should be back in business around November 1, so please check back then. If I had a t-shirt handy I’d send it to you now, but alas! I don’t think you’re looking for a used shirt. — Marley