Bastard Recipes for your Primal Wound
Appetizers:
Relinquishment relish
Soups:
Guilt gumbo
Split loyalty
Bisque a la b^atarde
Entree:
Primal rib
Cindy Holub
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Social Worker stew with bitter herbs
Amended certificate goulash
“Suzy Schaller-Burlock”
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Primal Wound Fondue
Half-baked Alaskan Bastard
Blood-sample Pudding
Basted Bastard with Plum Sauce
Pan-blackened Fillet of SpermDonor
D.P.
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Who’s My Papa Pot Pie
Bunch-a-Bologne Sandwich
Cajun Style Blackened Records
Chopped Files on Toast
(clean your plate, ungrateful child)
Clam-Up Chowder
Strawberry Short-a-Mother Cake
Motherless Dutch Babies
Don’t Ask Why Stir Fry
Various First Contact CHICKEN dishes:
Chicken “RingtheDoorbell” Surprise
Creamy Chicken SendaTelegram
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Missing Pizza
Mystery Meat
Helen Hill
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Humble Pie
Non-ID Paella
SSanduski Souffle
Secrets & Lies Saute
Open records casserole
Birth Cert birthday cake
Bastrd Burgrs
Bastard Bougule
Legislators suprise turnovers
Others…
Gladney Glazed Pork
White Healthy Veal
Reunion Show Rotisserie
Shrimp Seckolow
Bill Pierce Pork Chops
Illigitimate Snapper
Jay (Seckolow) Jerk Chicken
Reunion Registry Ragout
Affidavit Apple Pie
Consent Consume
Search Salad
Sundquist Steak
LAMB chops
Fruit Loop Celesta
Deni
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Pasta with no-past-o pesto
Pigs-in-the-wrong-side-of-the-blanket
Four-and-twenty Bastards baked in a pie
Tennessee open-face sandwich
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UAA surprise: Ingredients unknown
Ask and you will be fined and/or imprisoned
“What-a-crock!”-pot non-ID
Lifton cup o’soup for a pick-me-up on long Journeys
