Bastard Nation’s Founding Foundlings were the first 34 Bastards to sign on with Bastard Nation.
… Bastardy base? Base?
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
Go to th’ creating a whole tribe of fops
Got ‘tween asleep and wake? Well then
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.
Edmund, bastard son to Gloucester, King Lear, Act I, scene ii, lines 10-16
Marley Greiner: Founding Foundling, Ubergoddess
Steve S: Ungrateful Bastard: Godfather of Bastard Nation
Shea Grimm: Attorney General: High Priestess; Bureau of Indian Affairs
aka Smithhh: Head Onomast and Mystagogue; Border Patrol
Nigel Harvey: Head Hepcat
Karen Deerwatson: Search and Seizure Dept, Czar Walken Genuflexion Team Cheerleader, Community Services Coordinator
Andy Katz: a Official Mamzer and Messiah- basher
Damsel Plum: Subcommandante for Public Relations; Breastfeeding Minister
Deru McCannon: Druidic Council; Border Patrol
Arnie G: Chief of the Armed Forces; Beaver Patrol
Elaine Petersen: BN Conference Coordinator, Dual-Triadian Commission, Better Bastard Bureau Chief
Lisa: Secretary for News and Communications
Leigh
craig anne: Searching Happy Adoptee
Jackie Patrick: Court jester; Founder, Birthwhore Nation Everyone’s Adoptive Birthmother
Sylvia Swan: Bull-Goose Loony and Bistress of All She Surveys, Court Entomologist
Paula Ross: Volunteer Search Network Liason
Lesli LaRocco: Ministry of Verbal Tourism; Court Lexicographer
Janet Solursh: Fat Bastard, Minister of Information Science
David Winge: Assistant Minister of Information
Bob Alberti: Reality Liaison, Minister-without-portfolio
Denny: The Farthest North Old Bastard, Official Weather Reporter from Alaska
Michael Buckellew: A Real Bastard, Various Rantings and Ravings Dept.
Beth: WitchinRed Head of the RedHaired Bastards, Department of Happy Bastards
Gavi: Secretary of Vaginal Defense, Go Down Moses Faction ((From) Jew to You Crew), Progeny Misogyny Phylogenist, Facile Phallus Bacillicide Chorus
David Sipley: Heathen Patrol Leader; Attack Dog, K9 Corps.
Jonathan Heilman: Head Chef, Druidic Council
Mark P.(rpu): Janitor, Room 101; Panopticon Tourguide
Michelle Hilbe: Talk Show Tart, Preggasauras Slayer Extraordinaire, Bitchess of BirthBeasts
Lori Pringle: Canadian Regional Bastard Queen, Chief Bastard: Ugly Truth Department, Head Supervisor: Anti- Lies Department
Beda Pesakov Warrick: Chief Hunting and Fishing Guide, Big Game Division, President: Higgins Hunters of America
Belden Sadler: Belden the Very Very, Prince of Adaptation
Pamela Zaebst: Bastard Pride Division, BN Literature
