Ode to the ACLU (1998)
by Anita Field
There once was a group in Seattle
For adoptees they wouldn’t do battle.
Nazis – they’re great!
The Klan – Oh, first rate!
But Bastards! – Hell, they are just chattel.
Ode to Their Leader
There once was an A–hole named Klunder
Who went way too far with a blunder.
He insulted BN
He won’t do it again,
‘Cause the Bastards will make him surrender.