ACLU Odes

Ode to the ACLU (1998)
by Anita Field

There once was a group in Seattle

For adoptees they wouldn’t do battle.

Nazis – they’re great!

The Klan – Oh, first rate!

But Bastards! – Hell, they are just chattel.

 

Ode to Their Leader

There once was an A–hole named Klunder

Who went way too far with a blunder.

He insulted BN

He won’t do it again,

‘Cause the Bastards will make him surrender.

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