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Gallery of Bastard and Adoptee Legends

 

 

Superman : “My birthparents abandoned me in a space pod. It’s only through the loving kindness of my adoptive parents that I became the hero I am today.”

Hercules: “Who needs brains when you’ve got bastard brawn?”

Aladdin: “If I hadn’t been a horny bastard who rubbed every other thing in my path I might have never rubbed that lamp…”

Oedipus: ” Who you calling BASTARD, motherfucker?”

Worf from Star Trek: “My biological parents died in glorious battle. If it were not for my human parents I would be a respected Klingon warrior. But now I’m a disrespected quasi human in emotional turmoil most of the time. Oh well, nobody ever said the Universe was fair. Ka’ pah tal tuk!”

Richard the Lionhearted

William the Conquerer

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Gavi wrote: Has anyone seen that commercial that shows a series of famous people who were adopted? Who is this aimed at? Any comments -let’s start a string.

Shea wrote: No, I haven’t but I bet it’s NCFA handiwork. Who are the famous people and what are they saying?

Deru and Damsel wrote: Let’s make up stuff!

Narrator: “The NCFA would like to introduce you to these famous people whose successful lives were made possible by adoption.”

Luke Skywalker: “I’m glad I was adopted. My birthfather cut off my arm with a light saber!”

Little Orphan Annie: ” Who says single men can’t raise an adopted child well? “

Tarzan : “It’s a jungle out there, and thanks to the apes that adopted me no one is better able to handle it than I. Ugh! More bananas!*snort* *snort*, *belch*!”

Moses: ” If I hadn’t been adopted by Egyptian royalty, I would have been killed! But if I hadn’t searched and found… “

Anna Magnani: “Mamma Mia! Viva los Bastardos!”

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Heathcliff : ” Gypsy beggar? You kidding? I’m a Gypsy Prince and don’t you forget it! “Bamm-Bamm Rubble: “My extraordinary strength came from my birth parents, but my adoptive parents taught me how to use it to impress the cute red-head next door.”Mowgli: “My wolf-pack upbringing taught me social skills I never would have learned among humans, like butt-sniffing.”

Romulus and Remus” Who needs a biomom with only two tits? Our amom has eight! “

King Arthur : “If I had not been able to discover my true heritage, the land would have remained in darkness– What? OH, sorry. Uh, er, if I hadn’t been adopted, we, er, wouldn’t have that nifty ‘sword in the stone’ story to read about. Is that okay?”

Rosemary’s Baby : “Being raised by my adoptive parents will allow me to fulfill my destiny. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!”

 

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Bastard Nation needs Legislative Liaisons in every state with laws that seal adoption records. We need eyes and ears in the legislatures, creating relationships and gathering information.

What does a BN Legislative Liaison do? They talk with lawmakers and their staff about adoptee rights and the laws that seal records. They distribute Bastard Nation position papers and FAQs to legislators and staff members. They record their conversations and report to the BN Legislative Committee.

They are organized, informed, friendly, helpful, and engaged.

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1. You need to live close to the capitol of your state.
2. You need to be able to appear friendly, even when talking with people who disagree with you or are just disagreeable, period.
3. You need to have a flexible schedule.
4. You need to agree with Bastard Nation’s mission: If you don’t know what that is, go to bastardnation.org, it’s right there on our welcome page.

Those are the prerequisites. If you are interested, click the picture of the capitol rotunda, and fill out the application form. We will be in touch and schedule an online orientation and training.

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Help us celebrate 20 years of bastardy! Bastard Nation is proud to announce the publication of "The Bastard Chronicles: 20 Years of Adoptee Equality Activism in the U.S.and the Birth of a Bastard Nation", Compiled and edited by Marla Paul, "The Bastard Chronicles" is primer for adoptee equality. It features a diverse collection of Bastard theory, and practice, Bastard and Bastard Nation history, legislative and political action, personal stories, art, and literature. It is the public face of Class Bastard written by Bastard Nationals and those we have influenced. Get yours in time for the holidays. Available at Amazon in print and Kindle today. (After the first of the year the print edition will also be available through the Bastard Boutique.

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See our state partners:

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: CalOpen

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: CalOpen

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Indiana Open Access

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Indiana Open Access

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Michigan Open Access

Proud Bastard Nation Partner:  Michigan Open Access

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Missouri Open

Proud Bastard Nation Partner:  Missouri Open

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Equal Access Oklahoma

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Equal Access Oklahoma

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Open Adoption Records in Quebec

Proud Bastard Nation Partner: Open Adoption Records in Quebec

SAMPLE STATE ORGANIZATION RESOLUTION AGAINST VETOES AND OTHER RESTRICTIONS

SAMPLE STATE ORGANIZATION RESOLUTION AGAINST VETOES AND OTHER RESTRICTIONS

Any political organization seeking to enact true open records legislation should be very clear with both their constituents and the legislators they work with about what the essential provisions of the proposed bill are. Any modification or deletion of the essential provisions of a bill should be immediate cause to have the bill killed.

Any political organization seeking the assistance of Bastard Nation to pass open records legislation must hold unconditional access by adult adoptees to the original record of their birth as an essential provision that cannot be modified or deleted. Read our Mission Statement.

Bastard Nation will not assist any political organization to pass open records legislation unless their governing board or other leadership

passes a written resolution such as the following that commits the board to a strategy of no compromise on key provisions
informs its constituents of this commitment and this strategy
informs the sponsoring legislators of this commitment and this strategy.

WHEREAS we recognize that disclosure and contact vetoes, redactions, mandatory intermediaries and registry provisions are an affront to the dignity of adopted persons everywhere and a violation of their right to due process and equal treatment under the law,

WHEREAS there has been a demonstrable negative effect on the ability to pass unconditional open records in states that have passed veto legislation and/or any provisions that are less than unconditional access on demand by the adult adoptee,

WHEREAS our primary goal is to restore the right of adult adoptees everywhere to be treated as full citizens under the law,

WE HEREBY DECLARE that under no circumstances will we accept the addition of veto, redaction, intermediary, or registry provisions, or any conditional provisions to our legislation that would be less than unconditional access for adult adoptees to the original record of their birth. All legislative sponsors and members of this organization will be informed of our policy on this matter to ensure that the bill is pulled promptly in the event of such revisions.

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