Turn One Baby Into 55,000 Babies!
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Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 15:36:21 -0500
To: rhyzome@1bastards.free.zone
From: Don Williams
Subject: TURN ONE BABY INTO 55,000 BABIES!!!
Turn One Baby Into 55,000 Babies!!! It Really Works Please Read This!!
NO – NOT AT AN ADOPTION AGENCY- RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET!
Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions potential adoptive parents will ever make.
Unlike many adoptees, my name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.
On 9 January 1995, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling me I could have 55,000 babies within 4 weeks for an investment of only one baby! I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my adoption attorney and friends about it and they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle in court to get another baby, I decided I had nothing to lose.
My family and I in desperation, grasped at straws and sent one baby by snail mail to one of 5 names and addresses specified in the article. We then placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200 other newsgroups.
Two weeks later, I started receiving babies in the mail! I could not believe it! Hundreds of babies turned into thousands, and in the 4 weeks, I received a total of 57,883 babies. They came from all over the world. Sure, they all weren’t HWIs…but that’s not point. They were all babies!!!
If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the same shouldn’t happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate adoption opportunity. You invest one baby and you receive a return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER – PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE (unlike the babies)! If you don’t have a baby of your own, grab one from your neighbors when they aren’t looking. There’s nothing illegal about that!
OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON’T PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
The procedure is very simple.
STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with the words “PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR BABY LIST”. Stick a baby in a box (please use sufficient padding) and mail them to the one of following five addresses:
1. I.P. Freely, 78 ORPHANGE DRIVE, GREEN BANK, NJ 07701 USA
2. U.R. Sick, 6969 UNHAPPY WAY, PITTSBURGH, PA 15266 USA
3. B.A. Pud, 2007 BOINKENRUN DRIVE, AUSTIN, TX 78723 USA
4. C.U. Later, P O BOX 733, ALLIGATOR 2030, SOUTH AFRICA
5. G.I. Stink, P.O.Box 2663, Cesspool, Florida 33586
STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number 5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there are over 20,000 of them).
You are now in the Baby Investment Business and you will start receiving babies by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups you post to, the more babies you will get. You may want to rent a Post Office Box to handle the volume of babies you are likely to receive.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as “The Mom” or “The Dad”, but make sure your address is correct!
NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES – ONLY 5, each with a baby enclosed. You make five babies for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.
Each person who sent you a baby, now also makes let’s say,only 200 additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings. On average therefore, 50 people will send you a baby with your name at number 4. You make 50 babies!!!
Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3 or 10,000 postings – average return 500 at one baby each is 500 babies. They make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000 postings = 5,000 returns at one baby each = 5,000 babies!!!
Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1 and you get a return of 50,000 babies before you name drops off the list. AND THAT’S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total babies in one cycle = 55,500.
From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER BABY TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.
Let’s review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS ARE STAMPS, A BOX, AND A BABY. Anyone can afford a baby to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me “What happens if the scheme is ‘played out’ and no one sends me any babies?” Big deal! So you lose a single baby – but what are the chances of that happening?
Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again – with COMPLETELY NEW people participating?
There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY…that’s the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a baby and always keep an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
REMEMBER – HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
ENJOY!
